Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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