that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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