Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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