Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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