I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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