He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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