p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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