Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You can't motorboat a personality
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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