i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Also, beer. Big fan.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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