How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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