He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I love having hate sex.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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