Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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