btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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