I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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