Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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