im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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