I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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