we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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