Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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