Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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