Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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