Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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