these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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