I'm so fucking centered right now
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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