Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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