i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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