sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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