your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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