Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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