Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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