I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
