This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he thought i was a dude.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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