she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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