You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he thought i was a dude.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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