i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
