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Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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