Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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