so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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