This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dear god my vagina.
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