I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
