how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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