Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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