He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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