EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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