I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My life is pants optional.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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