I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You were trust falling into bushes
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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