This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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