thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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