like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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