so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
