There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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